“I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested
for AIDS. There’s no shame in being tested
for AIDS. It’s an important thing.”

“So my message to Tiger would be, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith
and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

“Carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon
dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth’s life cycle.”

“If I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I’d go
with Rush Limbaugh. My take on it was Colin had already
left the party. I didn’t know he was still a Republican.”

“We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.”

“We are America, we do not f*cking torture!”