“This is the moment to say that there are things in life
worth fighting and dying for and one of ‘em is making
sure Nancy Pelosi doesn’t become the [House] speaker.”

– Sean Hannity on his radio program, August 29, 2006

“Not only are we going to New Hampshire… we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!”

– Howard Dean from his Iowa concession speech, January 2004

“That sounds like the rooster claiming to have called up the sun.”

– Karl Rove’s reaction to those who say he’s
being run out of town, August 13, 2007

“I am not going to give you a number for it because
it’s not my business to do intelligent work.”

– Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, asked to estimate the number
of Iraqi insurgents while testifying before Congress, Feb. 16, 2005

“I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which
has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.”

– Al Franken to the Buffalo News, April 7, 1998

“Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?”

– Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from
New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005