“We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is
seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction.”

– Senator Ted Kennedy, Sept. 27, 2002

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas,
probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on -
shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.”

– President Bush in Tennessee, 2002

“You know what’s really frightening? You actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it’s true. You’ve got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote.”

– Bill O’Reilly to “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart, Sept. 22, 2004

“I hope he doesn’t come looking for me.”

– Joe Biden after criticizing a gun owner at
the first YouTube debate,  July 2007

“Go f*ck yourself.”

– Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an exchange on the
Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 25, 2004

“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president.”

– Hillary Clinton on the release of subpoenaed documents