“No Child Left Behind is the most ironically named piece
of legislation since the 1942 Japanese Family Leave Act.”

– Al Franken in a speech at the University
of Missouri-Columbia, Nov 19, 2003

“I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which
has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.”

– Al Franken to the Buffalo News, April 7, 1998