“One of Clinton’s laws of politics is, if one candidate is trying to scare
you and the other one is trying to make you think, if one candidate’s
appealing to your fears and the other one’s appealing to your hopes,
you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope.”

– Bill Clinton supporting John Kerry at a campaign
stop in Philadelphia, October 25, 2004

“I can’t make her younger, taller, male, there’s a lot I can’t do.”

– Bill Clinton in New Hampshire referring to differences
that cannot be changed between his wife, Hillary Clinton,
and her rival Barrack Obama, January 6, 2008

“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

– Bill Clinton in his 1998 grand jury testimony 
about the Monica Lewinsky affair

“It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had AstroTurf
in the back. You don’t want to know why, but I did.”

– Bill Clinton, reminiscing to autoworkers in Louisiana
about a pickup truck he once owned, 1994

“I may not have been the greatest president,
but I’ve had the most fun eight years.”

– Bill Clinton at a book party in Washington, 2000