“I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested
for AIDS. There’s no shame in being tested
for AIDS. It’s an important thing.”

– Joe Biden at a Democratic primary debate
at Howard University, June 28, 2007

“We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.”

– John F. Kennedy in an address at Rice University, September 12, 1962 (8:40 into video)

“It’s unlikely that as a consequence of me shaking hands or
having a polite conversation with Mr. Chavez that we are
endangering the strategic interests of the United States.”

– Barack Obama speaking to reporters in Port of Spain,
Trinidad and Tobago, about his meeting with Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez, April 19, 2009 (1:42 into video)

“You don’t want to swallow something from Rush’s butt, you just don’t.”

– Al Franken in an interview posted on Youtube May 12, 2006

“I bowled a 129….it was like Special Olympics, or something.”

– Barack Obama on the Tonight Show, March 19, 2009

“You know, I’m embarrassed. Do you know the website number?”

– Joe Biden directing viewers to a government website
in an interview on CBS’ “Early Show”, February 25, 2009