“How does it feel to know that the man you elected to lead us
after we were attacked went ahead and put a guy in charge of
FEMA whose main qualification was that he ran horse shows?

That’s right. Horse shows.”

– Michael Moore on his website in a “Letter to All
Who Voted for George W. Bush”, September 11, 2005

“The family has always been the cornerstone of American
society. Our families nurture, preserve and pass on to each
succeeding generation the values we share and cherish,
values that are the foundation for our freedoms.”

– Ronald Reagan in a proclamation during
National Family Week, November, 12, 1982

“We wish to control big business so as to secure among other things good
wages for the wage-workers and reasonable prices for the consumers.

Wherever in any business the prosperity of the business man is obtained
by lowering the wages of his workmen and charging an excessive price to
the consumers we wish to interfere and stop such practices.”

– Teddy Roosevelt in a speech at the convention of the
National Progressive Party in Chicago, August, 1912

“There was unqualified people in charge, there was a total misreading
of the dimensions of the disaster, there was a failure of communications.”

– John McCain standing in New Orleans discussing a list
of mistakes made by the White House in response to the
Hurricane Katrina Disaster, April 24, 2008

“That is not our plan Jon, but I think your paranoia
might make you suitable as a debate moderator.”

– Barack Obama on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart responding to the question, “If you are fortunate enough to get the Democratic nomination, fortunate to become President of the United States, will you pull a bait-and-switch, sir, and enslave the white race?  Is that your plan?”, April 21, 2008